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9780757305443 English 075730544X Do You Know a Dog Who Could Use Some Petiquette? Does your dog: Jump on your guests? Bark incessantly? Beg for food? Get aggressive with other dogs? Then relax! In all the years she's helped owners better relate to their dogs, animal behavior consultant Darlene Arden knows there's no dog (or human) who can't be helped in the behavior department--and she's there to provide the 411 for all kinds of doggie dilemmas in this must-have primer on the essentials of pet etiquette. Filled with the most often asked questions, plus humorous tales of dogs and owners gone bad--and over the top--this complete guide to canine comportment will teach you how to solve any problem, from the embarrassing to the downright unacceptable, including when your dog . . . humps your guests gives you love bites ignores you has a gas problem pees everywhere except outside eats strange things uses your furniture as a chew toy acts like the sex police is afraid of thunder and more! With this ultimate how-to-handle-it book, you and your canine friend will be the envy of the dog park (or at least you will not be asked to leave)., Filled with questions, humorous stories and true tales of doggies and owners gone bad'”or over the top'”this is a great read for animals and their humans. The perfect gift book for people who love dogs . . . or pretend to because they're dating or living with a dog lover, this book delves into the petiquette issues including what to do when: My dog humps every guest as they walk in the door.My dog give "love bites." My dog doesn't get along with other dogs.My dog won't listen to me. My dog has a flatulence problem.My dog pees whenever someone walks in the door.My dog gets "mad" at me when . . . My dog watches when my spouse and I have sex.My spouse loves the dog more than s/he loves me.In addition to practical ways to stop bad doggie behavior, Arden also sheds light on stressful situations, from when a play date goes bad and the rules of doggie parks to getting your neighbors to pick up after your dog to understanding why your dog regurgitates his food on your guests' legs. Arden also offers a unique section about etiquette problems for people who have to put up with their loved one's dog:"I went on a first date with a hunky guy, and his Doberman had his nose in my you-know-what!" "I invited our single neighbor for Thanksgiving dinner and told him to bring a guest'Šhe brought his Border Collie! ( . . . and he wonders why he's still single). We're having a block party with lots of kids . . . how do I tell him not to bring his dog?""I took my dog to work and he left a 'present' in the boardroom. And another next to someone's desk.", The worst-case scenario handbook for dogs meets Emily Post. Filled with questions, humorous stories and true tales of doggies and owners gone bad'”or over the top'”this is a great read for animals and their humans. The perfect gift book for people who love dogs . . . or pretend to because they're dating or living with a dog lover, this book delves into the petiquette issues including what to do when: My dog humps every guest as they walk in the door.My dog give "love bites." My dog doesn't get along with other dogs.My dog won't listen to me. My dog has a flatulence problem.My dog pees whenever someone walks in the door.My dog gets "mad" at me when . . . My dog watches when my spouse and I have sex.My spouse loves the dog more than s/he loves me.In addition to practical ways to stop bad doggie behavior, Arden also sheds light on stressful situations, from when a play date goes bad and the rules of doggie parks to getting your neighbors to pick up after your dog to understanding why your dog regurgitates his food on your guests' legs. Arden also offers a unique section about etiquette problems for people who have to put up with their loved one's dog:"I went on a first date with a hunky guy, and his Doberman had his nose in my you-know-what!" "I invited our single neighbor for Thanksgiving dinner and told him to bring a guest'Šhe brought his Border Collie! ( . . . and he wonders why he's still single). We're having a block party with lots of kids . . . how do I tell him not to bring his dog?""I took my dog to work and he left a 'present' in the boardroom. And another next to someone's desk.", The worst-case scenario handbook for dogs meets Emily Post. Some say that there are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. But everyone will be full of praise for readers of Rover, Get Off Her Leg! This good-humored guide to canine etiquette is just what the vet would order. Award-winning author and dog-care authority Darlene Arden gets down and dirty, so frustrated owners won't have to anymore. From the embarrassing to the just plain unacceptable, it's all covered here: bull; Aggression bull; Biting bull; Horrifying odors bull; Humping bull; Playdates with dog owners you can't stand bull; Playdates with dog owners who aren't so fond of you or your dog bull; Watching you in the bedroom-doesn't he know thatrs"s creepy? bull; And, of course, peeing Most important, readers will quickly master the basics that every dog lover should know: bull; Socialization and discipline bull; Grooming bull; House training bull; Handling medical issues bull; And how to have the highest-quality quality-time with your dog, at home or on the road
9780757305443 English 075730544X Do You Know a Dog Who Could Use Some Petiquette? Does your dog: Jump on your guests? Bark incessantly? Beg for food? Get aggressive with other dogs? Then relax! In all the years she's helped owners better relate to their dogs, animal behavior consultant Darlene Arden knows there's no dog (or human) who can't be helped in the behavior department--and she's there to provide the 411 for all kinds of doggie dilemmas in this must-have primer on the essentials of pet etiquette. Filled with the most often asked questions, plus humorous tales of dogs and owners gone bad--and over the top--this complete guide to canine comportment will teach you how to solve any problem, from the embarrassing to the downright unacceptable, including when your dog . . . humps your guests gives you love bites ignores you has a gas problem pees everywhere except outside eats strange things uses your furniture as a chew toy acts like the sex police is afraid of thunder and more! With this ultimate how-to-handle-it book, you and your canine friend will be the envy of the dog park (or at least you will not be asked to leave)., Filled with questions, humorous stories and true tales of doggies and owners gone bad'”or over the top'”this is a great read for animals and their humans. The perfect gift book for people who love dogs . . . or pretend to because they're dating or living with a dog lover, this book delves into the petiquette issues including what to do when: My dog humps every guest as they walk in the door.My dog give "love bites." My dog doesn't get along with other dogs.My dog won't listen to me. My dog has a flatulence problem.My dog pees whenever someone walks in the door.My dog gets "mad" at me when . . . My dog watches when my spouse and I have sex.My spouse loves the dog more than s/he loves me.In addition to practical ways to stop bad doggie behavior, Arden also sheds light on stressful situations, from when a play date goes bad and the rules of doggie parks to getting your neighbors to pick up after your dog to understanding why your dog regurgitates his food on your guests' legs. Arden also offers a unique section about etiquette problems for people who have to put up with their loved one's dog:"I went on a first date with a hunky guy, and his Doberman had his nose in my you-know-what!" "I invited our single neighbor for Thanksgiving dinner and told him to bring a guest'Šhe brought his Border Collie! ( . . . and he wonders why he's still single). We're having a block party with lots of kids . . . how do I tell him not to bring his dog?""I took my dog to work and he left a 'present' in the boardroom. And another next to someone's desk.", The worst-case scenario handbook for dogs meets Emily Post. Filled with questions, humorous stories and true tales of doggies and owners gone bad'”or over the top'”this is a great read for animals and their humans. The perfect gift book for people who love dogs . . . or pretend to because they're dating or living with a dog lover, this book delves into the petiquette issues including what to do when: My dog humps every guest as they walk in the door.My dog give "love bites." My dog doesn't get along with other dogs.My dog won't listen to me. My dog has a flatulence problem.My dog pees whenever someone walks in the door.My dog gets "mad" at me when . . . My dog watches when my spouse and I have sex.My spouse loves the dog more than s/he loves me.In addition to practical ways to stop bad doggie behavior, Arden also sheds light on stressful situations, from when a play date goes bad and the rules of doggie parks to getting your neighbors to pick up after your dog to understanding why your dog regurgitates his food on your guests' legs. Arden also offers a unique section about etiquette problems for people who have to put up with their loved one's dog:"I went on a first date with a hunky guy, and his Doberman had his nose in my you-know-what!" "I invited our single neighbor for Thanksgiving dinner and told him to bring a guest'Šhe brought his Border Collie! ( . . . and he wonders why he's still single). We're having a block party with lots of kids . . . how do I tell him not to bring his dog?""I took my dog to work and he left a 'present' in the boardroom. And another next to someone's desk.", The worst-case scenario handbook for dogs meets Emily Post. Some say that there are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. But everyone will be full of praise for readers of Rover, Get Off Her Leg! This good-humored guide to canine etiquette is just what the vet would order. Award-winning author and dog-care authority Darlene Arden gets down and dirty, so frustrated owners won't have to anymore. From the embarrassing to the just plain unacceptable, it's all covered here: bull; Aggression bull; Biting bull; Horrifying odors bull; Humping bull; Playdates with dog owners you can't stand bull; Playdates with dog owners who aren't so fond of you or your dog bull; Watching you in the bedroom-doesn't he know thatrs"s creepy? bull; And, of course, peeing Most important, readers will quickly master the basics that every dog lover should know: bull; Socialization and discipline bull; Grooming bull; House training bull; Handling medical issues bull; And how to have the highest-quality quality-time with your dog, at home or on the road